Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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