You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is wine microwaveable?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize