We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
