i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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