Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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