She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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