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My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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