Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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