Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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