Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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