i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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