Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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