North Korea, Best Korea!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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