He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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