So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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