is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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