she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I still have a little drunk in my system
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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