oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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