I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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