Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I skipped work to stalk him.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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