38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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