What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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