I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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