what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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