So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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