Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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