suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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