I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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