He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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