Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Randomize
