She announced her abortion via fbk
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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