I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
