i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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