This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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