so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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