I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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