The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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