So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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