Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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