I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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