I need help removing her.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My balls are so social today.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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