do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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