Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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