If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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