She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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