I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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