I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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