Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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