why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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