just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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