Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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