Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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