PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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