Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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