Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I understand Curling. That high.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize